at this white boy world cup party and it’s honestly the most homoerotic event I’ve been to in awhile. Nothin but dudes, short shorts, soccer jerseys, and rock hard bodies lol.
Had the worst night ever at work when I wasn’t even scheduled to come in. Came home to find our oven caught fire while I was away. I h8 everything.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
Not feelin it at work = ceremony and sabertooth zombie. The customers are gonna listen to it and they’re gonna like it.